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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relax

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I wonder if statisticians are more likely to die in unlikely situations.

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Girl Keeps Giving This Poor Guy's Number Out to Thirsty Dudes, But He's Handling the Situation Beautifully

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Seriously man, that would suck after a while..or just be plain old weird. But for this dude, he chose to capitalize, prey on the situation. Kind of wonder if him and the chick have met at this point, or established a system.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Rubber Duck Method

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Someone needs to invent a USB rubber duck that just tells you that you're garbage.

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193 days ago
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drchuck
221 days ago
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Oh, yeah? Well, duck you!
Long Island, NY

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Progress

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Now, it's time to create a pig that can fly.

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242 days ago
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RangerRick
243 days ago
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God I love SMBC
Raleigh, NC

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Punishment

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256 days ago
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tante
259 days ago
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Especially painful when watching people use Vim
Oldenburg/Germany
toddgrotenhuis
259 days ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Indianapolis
mkalus
260 days ago
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Yes, that would at the very least be my purgatory.
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rtreborb
261 days ago
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The horror...
jepler
262 days ago
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I have visited this hell on occasion
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
gradualepiphany
262 days ago
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Hahaahhah yep this would get me.
Los Angeles, California, USA

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Self-Destructive Beverages

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Please make your contributions in red and tweet them to @zachweiner.

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This may be handy for those of you who watched last night's debate.

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257 days ago
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zippy72
258 days ago
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I disagree with this. Anything with a pirate is clearly a superior version of the same thing without a pirate. This is an anti-pirate bias scandal in the making here...
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hannahdraper
260 days ago
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It's hardly coincidental that of the six dots closest to the Y axis, four of them are my favorite alcoholic products.
Washington, DC
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