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// In case I ever want to come back for a consulting gig.
struct tm *currentTime = localtime(&time (0));
int year = currentTime->tm_year + 1900;
if (year > 2030)
   system ("sudo shutdown -f");
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officeglen
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ÜT: 50.285716,-119.256393
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'Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.'
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ÜT: 50.285716,-119.256393
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Covarr
42 days ago
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Just the other day I was doing some painting. Forgot to save when I was done, woke up the next morning, and the living room was back to its boring eggshell again :(
Moses Lake, WA
alt_text_bot
42 days ago
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'Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.'
JayM
42 days ago
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ROFL!
Atlanta, GA
0utis
42 days ago
Worst case, reboot the house.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relax

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I wonder if statisticians are more likely to die in unlikely situations.

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Girl Keeps Giving This Poor Guy's Number Out to Thirsty Dudes, But He's Handling the Situation Beautifully

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wrong number,FAIL,texting,funny,dating

Seriously man, that would suck after a while..or just be plain old weird. But for this dude, he chose to capitalize, prey on the situation. Kind of wonder if him and the chick have met at this point, or established a system.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Rubber Duck Method

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Someone needs to invent a USB rubber duck that just tells you that you're garbage.

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drchuck
339 days ago
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Oh, yeah? Well, duck you!
Long Island, NY

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Progress

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Now, it's time to create a pig that can fly.

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RangerRick
361 days ago
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God I love SMBC
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