'Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.'
Seriously man, that would suck after a while..or just be plain old weird. But for this dude, he chose to capitalize, prey on the situation. Kind of wonder if him and the chick have met at this point, or established a system.